deviantFORT 2 Pt. 1

Setting: in 2fort

subsetting: at the center of the map's bridge

Sevin & Sevin2: *both stare menacingly at each other*

Sevin: You may be as equally handsome as me, but there can only be ONE; me.

Sevin2: Hmph! I beg to differ!

VoiceMan: Less chatting, MORE KILLING!!!

Satsuma: *sneaks behind VM* So be it.

Iyoka: MPH! (SPY!) *sets Satsuma on fire*

Satsuma: I do believe I am on fire. *looks at Iyoka* You suck.

Iyoka: *giggles devilishly*

Satsuma: Now, I do believe I am DED. *falls over*

Sevin2: LET THE WAR COMMENCE!!!

VoiceMan: Finally! *begins with a strong uppercut to the chin, instantly sending Sevin2 flying as the war goes crazy*

Silky: *applauds* Go get zem, hun!~ *starts healing VM*

VoiceMan: Thanks, doctor! *takes out Natasha and starts firing away*

Iyoka: *sneaks into the BLU base via the sewers* Hmmph... (Alright...) *hears "Surprise!"* MPH! (AH!) *her mind goes to the 'fight' option, quickly turning around and delivering a kick to Satsuma's face*

Satsuma: *falls to the ground*

Iyoka: *starts kicking Satsuma as hard as she can* HUDDAH HUDDAH HUDDAH HUDDAH!!! (KILL IT KILL IT KILL KILL IT!!!)

Satsuma: GUAAAH!!! (Why-) OOF!!! (-me...?) AAAH!!!

Molly: *is peeking from around a corner* (Holy CRAP, she's tough.) *hears knuckles cracking* Huh? *turns around to see VM Uber'd by Silky* Oh...CRAP I'm screwed.

VoiceMan: Shut mouth and say 'good-night', baby. *punches Molly in the stomach, knocking her into a wall* This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you.

Molly: Not...*cough!* if /I/ have anything to bonk about it! *drinks some Bonk!, regaining energy and running off* SEE YA!!! *goes to the intelligence room where Jake is* INCOMING!!!

Jake: *is alerted* Oi! Who's comin'?!

Molly: A fat bastard and his trophy wife.

Jake: *takes out a scythe* Challenge. Bloodeh. Accepted.

TO BE CONTINUED...