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A Rumble in the Rift
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Setting: morning in Kuttlmor
Sub-setting: the royal bedroom
Silky: *is sleeping next to VM, arms around him* Zzz...Assassins...Zzz...Blood to milk...
VoiceMan: *is asleep, an arm around Silky with a hand on her breast and growling as he's snoring* Zzz...Rrrrr...Zzz...Rrrrrif...Zzz...Rrrrriften...*wakes up* Nngh...*remembers a mission he must complete* Augh!
Silky: *wakes up* Wha...What's wrong, hun?
VoiceMan: *quickly gets out of bed and puts on his armor* I forgot about something to take care of in Riften! I'll be back!
Silky: Riften?
VoiceMan: Let's just say that the Jarl has her panties in a wad!
Silky: *giggles* Good luck, hun!~
VoiceMan: Thanks! *runs out*
Julia: Hi, daddy!~
VoiceMan: Sorry, can't talk!
Julia: Okay, bye daddy!~
VoiceMan: *runs outside and uses a horse to ride out of Kuttlmor* YAH!!! TO RIFTEN!!!
Silky: *sees VM from her bedroom window* Look at him...So brave...So noble...So...dreamy.~ *sighs in admiration* I'm so happy he's my husband.~
At Black Pocket Grove...
Sevin: *sees VM dash by* What's he hurrying for...?
Iyoka: I'd rather not get involved. It's his business, not mine.
Sevin: *sees VM heading for Riften* Riften, eh? Never wondered what he had with it. *follows VM*
Iyoka: No, wai- oh, nevermind...
VoiceMan: YAH!!! *cracks the whip, making the horse go faster* Almost there!
Sevin: *is running like that of a ninja, keeping up with VM, but staying hidden* (Why would he need to go to Riften? He's already been there a thousand times. Perhaps he has something awfully important to take care of...?) *follows VM into Riften and watches from the shadows*
???: *walks out of the Jarl's home* Vice Moan, is it?
VoiceMan: The name is VOICEMAN, Laila.
Sevin: *snickers*
Laila: Whatever. We have something very important to settle.
VoiceMan: I comprehend the situation and remember EVERYTHING clearly, though I find duplicating your dress, via magic, to give to my wife a bit small to flip your royal top. (Though I wish you'd do it literally.)
Laila: What was that?
VoiceMan: Nothing, your obliviousness. *snickers*
Laila: Anyway...We shall settle this predicament.
VoiceMan: With what? *crosses arms*
Laila: With execution.
VoiceMan: Excuse me?
Laila: There's no way out of it, you know.
VoiceMan: A more dignified solution MUST be available.
Laila: I guess you're right. What might YOU suggest?
VoiceMan: A battle, perhaps?
Laila: Fine. If you win, we'll let this one slide. If you lose...Well, goodbye.
Mjoll: I shall take this one, your majesty!
VoiceMan: A lioness? Against a WOLF? *laughs* Sure, go right ahead. But if ya lose, I ain't above revivin' ya!
Laila: Then it's settled; Mjoll the Lioness VS Vase Mean!
VoiceMan: It's VOICEMAN!!!
Mjoll: *giggles*
Sevin: A duel, hm? This oughta be fun. *follows the crowd to an arena, then meets Iyoka* Fancy meeting you here.
Iyoka: I was bored, so I wanted to see the fight. *sees Silky and Julia* Isn't that the Jarl of Kuttlmor and her daughter?
Silky: Hi!~ Going to see the fight, too?~
Sevin: Of course. Who wouldn't?
Julia: I hear daddy's one of the fighters!~
Sevin: You mean Voice?
Julia: Yup!~ He's REAL vicious in the ring!~
Sevin: He's facing someone equally as skilled, so don't be surprised if he loses.
Julia: Okie-dokie!~ *sees Delphine and Elyken* Hi, Elly!~
Elyken: Hey, Julia!
Delphine: Quite a surprise seeing you here, majesty. You're more of a love girl from what I know.
Silky: Well, Voice IS fighting, so I simply MUST see my darling husband in action!~
Delphine: VOICE is your husband? Didn't he marry ME as well?
Silky: He just LOVES a challenge!~ And that challenge may be to see how many women he can marry!~
Sevin: *facepalm* Aye aye aye...
Once the stadium is ready...
Laila: *on stand* Ladies and gentlemen! Are you prepared for a heated battle?! *everyone cheers* In corner one, we have Riften's very own Mjoll The Lioness!
Mjoll: *comes in riding on a lion, gets off, then bows as the lion leaves*
Laila: In corner two, we have...
VoiceMan: (I swear, if she gets my name wrong ONE. MORE. TIME...)
Laila: VoiceMan!
VoiceMan: (Oh hey, lookatthat!) *jumps in from above, making the ground slightly shake, then opens arms, presenting himself as everyone jeers* OH COME ON!!!
Silky: YOU CAN DO IT, HUN!!!~ I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!~
Julia: GO, DADDY, GO!!!~
Sevin: SHOUT HER TO PIECES!!!
Iyoka: COME ON, WIN IT!!!
Delphine: MAKE HER YOUR NEXT MEAL!!!
Elyken: GO BERSERK, PA!!!
VoiceMan: *sees the only six cheering, then smiles*
Laila: Now, you two have a clean fight, and may the best warrior win. *goes to the judge's stand, then rings the bell*
VoiceMan & Mjoll: *both start clashing swords and blocking strikes*
VoiceMan: *is sent sliding into a wall* You're good. *gets up, then stomps* BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
Mjoll: Let's see you do better! *charges at VM*
VoiceMan: *takes out a Battleaxe* I'd like to axe you a question!
Mjoll: Sword be it, then! *her sword and the Battleaxe clash, knocking both back, but sending the Battleaxe flying out of VM's hands* Hah!
VoiceMan: *growls* You're REALLY barkin' up my tree now! *gets on all four limbs, lets out a roar, then charges at Mjoll*
Mjoll: *slashes him across the face* Bite me, and it's bye-bye to your teeth!
VoiceMan: *spits out some blood, growls, bites Mjoll's left arm, then tears it off*
Delphine: YES!!! EAT HER FOR LUNCH!!!
Mjoll: *screams in pain* Y-You...-! *swings at VM again, slicing off his left arm* Take THAT, you brute!
Silky & Julia: *both gasp* OH NO!!!
Elyken: PA!!!
VoiceMan: An arm for an arm...Understandable. *grabs Mjoll by the head, attempting to tear it off as he knocks the sword out of her hand*
Mjoll: Oh no, you don't! *slaps him across the face, staggering him, she uses the time to get her sword back, then slices off his other arm* Perhaps I've "disarmed" you! *laughs as the crowd laughs*
Silky: Hey, that's not funny!
Julia: *blows a raspberry*
Elyken: BOOOOOO!!!
VoiceMan: *gets red in the face due to anger, snorts steam, then bites off her other arm as the crowd boos*
Silky: *laughs* NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT?!~
Julia: AW SNAP, GET WRECK'D, SON!!!~
Elyken: HUMOR BITES, DOESN'T IT?!
VoiceMan: Sorry to "go out on a limb" on ya! *kicks Mjoll in the chest, knocking her down*
Mjoll: Hey! *coughs up some blood* That's not funny!
VoiceMan: Welcome to MY world, b*tch!
Silky: This seems a little dark...*reattaches their arms*
Mjoll: Thanks! *grabs her sword, then jabs VM in the privates as hard as she can, everyone gasps*
Silky: Oh my!
Julia: Well, there goes my next brother!
Delphine: Talk about low blows!
Elyken: *seethes* Good GODS, that must sting!
VoiceMan: *almost sheds a tear* M-My Soul Gems...*shakes, but doesn't fall*
Mjoll: *gets up, then tries to pull out her sword, but it's stuck* Uhm...*pulls harder, freeing it as blood drains from VM's crotch* Oh...
VoiceMan: I-It's nothing! *the bleeding stops, then he grabs Mjoll's breasts on accident when he meant to grab her shoulders* O-Oops...
Silky: H-HUN!!!
Delphine: *facepalm* He's not in love with her, is he?
Mjoll: *blushes, then slaps VM across the face* Pervert!
VoiceMan: *grabs her shoulders, tosses her up, jumps to her, then takes out an Ebony Warhammer* Stop! Hammer ti-
Mjoll: *grabs VM's head, throws him downwards, then lands on his stomach* I don't think so!
VoiceMan: *tosses her off, grabs her legs, swings her around, then throws her at a wall* SO LONG, GAY LIONESS!!!
Julia: *cracks up laughing* THAT'S TOO HILARIOUS!!!~
Mjoll: *gets up, runs at VM, then both clash weapons, sending them sliding*
VoiceMan: *bounces off a wall, takes out a bow and arrow, spins 360 degrees, then shoots Mjoll's knee* MLG PRO MOTHER F*CKERS!!!
Mjoll: Oh, you little...*shoots him in the head, knocking him down* Gotcha!
VoiceMan: *slowly gets up* Rrgh! (There's GOTTA be a way to beat this b*tch!) *remembers Sevin saying "Shout her to pieces!"* (That's it!) *sheathes his sword*
Mjoll: Aaaw, poor wittle wolf got so tired he can't do a thing!~ *charges at VM*
VoiceMan: *he focuses his energy, closing his eyes*
Silky & Julia: But, there is one they fear...
Delphine & Elyken: In their tongue...
Sevin & Iyoka: He is Dovahkin...
Silky, Julia, Delphine, Elyken, Sevin, & Iyoka: DRAGONBORN!!!
VoiceMan: *opens his eyes as they turn blue* FUS RO DAH!!! *Shouts a large beam of wind, dealing lots of damage and sending Mjoll flying into a wall*
Mjoll: N-Nice one...*dies as everyone gasps*
VoiceMan: *heals himself and Mjoll, bringing her back to life* You okay?
Mjoll: *wakes up* Rrgh...
VoiceMan: *sticks out an open hand* Lemme help ya.
Mjoll: *grabs his hand, then slowly stands up* Thanks. You did well, I must say.
VoiceMan: Ya didn't do too bad, either!
VoiceMan & Mjoll: *both shake hands as everyone cheers*
Silky: That's my husband, taking victory like a true competitor!~
Laila: *walks in* He didn't win; he CHEATED!!!
VoiceMan: Hey, YOU didn't state what we could and/or could NOT do, so fair's fair.
Laila: Fine. You win. I suppose what I got angry over wasn't so big after all.
Later, outside...
VoiceMan: I love happy endings!~ Nobody really died, all's well that ends well, etc...
Silky: I'll say, hun!~
Julia: I'm so happy you won, daddy!~
Delphine: You weren't quite ruthless, but you didn't hold back.
Elyken: You were AMAZING, pa!~
Sevin: I gotta say, you took the hits like a man. ESPECIALLY that crotch shot.
Iyoka: Yeah, that one REALLY looked like it stung. Does it still hurt?
VoiceMan: A little, I guess...*the spot aches again* Rgh! There it goes!
Silky: Anyway hun, let's get back home.~
VoiceMan: *smiles* Very well, your silkiness.~ *bows*
Silky: *giggles*
VoiceMan: *holds Silky's hand as they head back to Kuttlmor*
Julia: Wait for me!~ *catches up to the two, looks at the camera, then winks, smiling as the screen blackens out*
THE END!!!
Sub-setting: the royal bedroom
Silky: *is sleeping next to VM, arms around him* Zzz...Assassins...Zzz...Blood to milk...
VoiceMan: *is asleep, an arm around Silky with a hand on her breast and growling as he's snoring* Zzz...Rrrrr...Zzz...Rrrrrif...Zzz...Rrrrriften...*wakes up* Nngh...*remembers a mission he must complete* Augh!
Silky: *wakes up* Wha...What's wrong, hun?
VoiceMan: *quickly gets out of bed and puts on his armor* I forgot about something to take care of in Riften! I'll be back!
Silky: Riften?
VoiceMan: Let's just say that the Jarl has her panties in a wad!
Silky: *giggles* Good luck, hun!~
VoiceMan: Thanks! *runs out*
Julia: Hi, daddy!~
VoiceMan: Sorry, can't talk!
Julia: Okay, bye daddy!~
VoiceMan: *runs outside and uses a horse to ride out of Kuttlmor* YAH!!! TO RIFTEN!!!
Silky: *sees VM from her bedroom window* Look at him...So brave...So noble...So...dreamy.~ *sighs in admiration* I'm so happy he's my husband.~
At Black Pocket Grove...
Sevin: *sees VM dash by* What's he hurrying for...?
Iyoka: I'd rather not get involved. It's his business, not mine.
Sevin: *sees VM heading for Riften* Riften, eh? Never wondered what he had with it. *follows VM*
Iyoka: No, wai- oh, nevermind...
VoiceMan: YAH!!! *cracks the whip, making the horse go faster* Almost there!
Sevin: *is running like that of a ninja, keeping up with VM, but staying hidden* (Why would he need to go to Riften? He's already been there a thousand times. Perhaps he has something awfully important to take care of...?) *follows VM into Riften and watches from the shadows*
???: *walks out of the Jarl's home* Vice Moan, is it?
VoiceMan: The name is VOICEMAN, Laila.
Sevin: *snickers*
Laila: Whatever. We have something very important to settle.
VoiceMan: I comprehend the situation and remember EVERYTHING clearly, though I find duplicating your dress, via magic, to give to my wife a bit small to flip your royal top. (Though I wish you'd do it literally.)
Laila: What was that?
VoiceMan: Nothing, your obliviousness. *snickers*
Laila: Anyway...We shall settle this predicament.
VoiceMan: With what? *crosses arms*
Laila: With execution.
VoiceMan: Excuse me?
Laila: There's no way out of it, you know.
VoiceMan: A more dignified solution MUST be available.
Laila: I guess you're right. What might YOU suggest?
VoiceMan: A battle, perhaps?
Laila: Fine. If you win, we'll let this one slide. If you lose...Well, goodbye.
Mjoll: I shall take this one, your majesty!
VoiceMan: A lioness? Against a WOLF? *laughs* Sure, go right ahead. But if ya lose, I ain't above revivin' ya!
Laila: Then it's settled; Mjoll the Lioness VS Vase Mean!
VoiceMan: It's VOICEMAN!!!
Mjoll: *giggles*
Sevin: A duel, hm? This oughta be fun. *follows the crowd to an arena, then meets Iyoka* Fancy meeting you here.
Iyoka: I was bored, so I wanted to see the fight. *sees Silky and Julia* Isn't that the Jarl of Kuttlmor and her daughter?
Silky: Hi!~ Going to see the fight, too?~
Sevin: Of course. Who wouldn't?
Julia: I hear daddy's one of the fighters!~
Sevin: You mean Voice?
Julia: Yup!~ He's REAL vicious in the ring!~
Sevin: He's facing someone equally as skilled, so don't be surprised if he loses.
Julia: Okie-dokie!~ *sees Delphine and Elyken* Hi, Elly!~
Elyken: Hey, Julia!
Delphine: Quite a surprise seeing you here, majesty. You're more of a love girl from what I know.
Silky: Well, Voice IS fighting, so I simply MUST see my darling husband in action!~
Delphine: VOICE is your husband? Didn't he marry ME as well?
Silky: He just LOVES a challenge!~ And that challenge may be to see how many women he can marry!~
Sevin: *facepalm* Aye aye aye...
Once the stadium is ready...
Laila: *on stand* Ladies and gentlemen! Are you prepared for a heated battle?! *everyone cheers* In corner one, we have Riften's very own Mjoll The Lioness!
Mjoll: *comes in riding on a lion, gets off, then bows as the lion leaves*
Laila: In corner two, we have...
VoiceMan: (I swear, if she gets my name wrong ONE. MORE. TIME...)
Laila: VoiceMan!
VoiceMan: (Oh hey, lookatthat!) *jumps in from above, making the ground slightly shake, then opens arms, presenting himself as everyone jeers* OH COME ON!!!
Silky: YOU CAN DO IT, HUN!!!~ I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!~
Julia: GO, DADDY, GO!!!~
Sevin: SHOUT HER TO PIECES!!!
Iyoka: COME ON, WIN IT!!!
Delphine: MAKE HER YOUR NEXT MEAL!!!
Elyken: GO BERSERK, PA!!!
VoiceMan: *sees the only six cheering, then smiles*
Laila: Now, you two have a clean fight, and may the best warrior win. *goes to the judge's stand, then rings the bell*
VoiceMan & Mjoll: *both start clashing swords and blocking strikes*
VoiceMan: *is sent sliding into a wall* You're good. *gets up, then stomps* BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
Mjoll: Let's see you do better! *charges at VM*
VoiceMan: *takes out a Battleaxe* I'd like to axe you a question!
Mjoll: Sword be it, then! *her sword and the Battleaxe clash, knocking both back, but sending the Battleaxe flying out of VM's hands* Hah!
VoiceMan: *growls* You're REALLY barkin' up my tree now! *gets on all four limbs, lets out a roar, then charges at Mjoll*
Mjoll: *slashes him across the face* Bite me, and it's bye-bye to your teeth!
VoiceMan: *spits out some blood, growls, bites Mjoll's left arm, then tears it off*
Delphine: YES!!! EAT HER FOR LUNCH!!!
Mjoll: *screams in pain* Y-You...-! *swings at VM again, slicing off his left arm* Take THAT, you brute!
Silky & Julia: *both gasp* OH NO!!!
Elyken: PA!!!
VoiceMan: An arm for an arm...Understandable. *grabs Mjoll by the head, attempting to tear it off as he knocks the sword out of her hand*
Mjoll: Oh no, you don't! *slaps him across the face, staggering him, she uses the time to get her sword back, then slices off his other arm* Perhaps I've "disarmed" you! *laughs as the crowd laughs*
Silky: Hey, that's not funny!
Julia: *blows a raspberry*
Elyken: BOOOOOO!!!
VoiceMan: *gets red in the face due to anger, snorts steam, then bites off her other arm as the crowd boos*
Silky: *laughs* NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT?!~
Julia: AW SNAP, GET WRECK'D, SON!!!~
Elyken: HUMOR BITES, DOESN'T IT?!
VoiceMan: Sorry to "go out on a limb" on ya! *kicks Mjoll in the chest, knocking her down*
Mjoll: Hey! *coughs up some blood* That's not funny!
VoiceMan: Welcome to MY world, b*tch!
Silky: This seems a little dark...*reattaches their arms*
Mjoll: Thanks! *grabs her sword, then jabs VM in the privates as hard as she can, everyone gasps*
Silky: Oh my!
Julia: Well, there goes my next brother!
Delphine: Talk about low blows!
Elyken: *seethes* Good GODS, that must sting!
VoiceMan: *almost sheds a tear* M-My Soul Gems...*shakes, but doesn't fall*
Mjoll: *gets up, then tries to pull out her sword, but it's stuck* Uhm...*pulls harder, freeing it as blood drains from VM's crotch* Oh...
VoiceMan: I-It's nothing! *the bleeding stops, then he grabs Mjoll's breasts on accident when he meant to grab her shoulders* O-Oops...
Silky: H-HUN!!!
Delphine: *facepalm* He's not in love with her, is he?
Mjoll: *blushes, then slaps VM across the face* Pervert!
VoiceMan: *grabs her shoulders, tosses her up, jumps to her, then takes out an Ebony Warhammer* Stop! Hammer ti-
Mjoll: *grabs VM's head, throws him downwards, then lands on his stomach* I don't think so!
VoiceMan: *tosses her off, grabs her legs, swings her around, then throws her at a wall* SO LONG, GAY LIONESS!!!
Julia: *cracks up laughing* THAT'S TOO HILARIOUS!!!~
Mjoll: *gets up, runs at VM, then both clash weapons, sending them sliding*
VoiceMan: *bounces off a wall, takes out a bow and arrow, spins 360 degrees, then shoots Mjoll's knee* MLG PRO MOTHER F*CKERS!!!
Mjoll: Oh, you little...*shoots him in the head, knocking him down* Gotcha!
VoiceMan: *slowly gets up* Rrgh! (There's GOTTA be a way to beat this b*tch!) *remembers Sevin saying "Shout her to pieces!"* (That's it!) *sheathes his sword*
Mjoll: Aaaw, poor wittle wolf got so tired he can't do a thing!~ *charges at VM*
VoiceMan: *he focuses his energy, closing his eyes*
Silky & Julia: But, there is one they fear...
Delphine & Elyken: In their tongue...
Sevin & Iyoka: He is Dovahkin...
Silky, Julia, Delphine, Elyken, Sevin, & Iyoka: DRAGONBORN!!!
VoiceMan: *opens his eyes as they turn blue* FUS RO DAH!!! *Shouts a large beam of wind, dealing lots of damage and sending Mjoll flying into a wall*
Mjoll: N-Nice one...*dies as everyone gasps*
VoiceMan: *heals himself and Mjoll, bringing her back to life* You okay?
Mjoll: *wakes up* Rrgh...
VoiceMan: *sticks out an open hand* Lemme help ya.
Mjoll: *grabs his hand, then slowly stands up* Thanks. You did well, I must say.
VoiceMan: Ya didn't do too bad, either!
VoiceMan & Mjoll: *both shake hands as everyone cheers*
Silky: That's my husband, taking victory like a true competitor!~
Laila: *walks in* He didn't win; he CHEATED!!!
VoiceMan: Hey, YOU didn't state what we could and/or could NOT do, so fair's fair.
Laila: Fine. You win. I suppose what I got angry over wasn't so big after all.
Later, outside...
VoiceMan: I love happy endings!~ Nobody really died, all's well that ends well, etc...
Silky: I'll say, hun!~
Julia: I'm so happy you won, daddy!~
Delphine: You weren't quite ruthless, but you didn't hold back.
Elyken: You were AMAZING, pa!~
Sevin: I gotta say, you took the hits like a man. ESPECIALLY that crotch shot.
Iyoka: Yeah, that one REALLY looked like it stung. Does it still hurt?
VoiceMan: A little, I guess...*the spot aches again* Rgh! There it goes!
Silky: Anyway hun, let's get back home.~
VoiceMan: *smiles* Very well, your silkiness.~ *bows*
Silky: *giggles*
VoiceMan: *holds Silky's hand as they head back to Kuttlmor*
Julia: Wait for me!~ *catches up to the two, looks at the camera, then winks, smiling as the screen blackens out*
THE END!!!
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Well, this reminds me of a scene in "Game of thrones", or rather, a trail by combat. Where the gods CAN interfere with battles. But I'd say that because you won without some other interjection, you won.